Quotes! Most of these are from personal conversations, some will eventually be from books/movies/anime/etc as well. Yeah, I know, my friends are weird. XD New quotes are added at the top of their respective sections. Many of the older quotes are from what was once my profile at AGV
Conversation Quotes
Book Quotes
Anime Quotes
TV/Movie/Etc Quotes
[09/02-12:57 AM] Silvermask: SHE'LL SUMMON A TONBERRY D:
[09/02-12:57 AM] Silvermask: and it will DOINK you D:
[09/02-12:57 AM] Andy: D:
[09/02-12:57 AM] Silvermask: AND THAT SOUNDS PERVERSE D:
[09/02-12:58 AM] Andy: OHOHO =D
[09/02-12:58 AM] Andy: TONBERRY-DOINKING
[09/02-12:58 AM] Silvermask: *dies* you WANT to be DOINKED by a tonberry
[09/02-12:58 AM] Andy: PINNACLE OF EARTHLY PLEASURES D:
[08-03-2003 06:44PM] Aden: Y-M-C-A!
[08-03-2003 06:44PM] ~Kath: please do not start this!
[08-03-2003 06:44PM] Bracken: \/ /\/\ C /\
[08-03-2003 06:44PM] Kath: no further!
[08-03-2003 06:44PM] Silvermask: must......
[08-03-2003 06:44PM] Kath: Go no further!
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Silvermask: .Y......M....C......A.....@_o
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Silvermask: help!
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Kath: Band together, sane ones!
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Quami: *fumbles with a cyanide capsule*
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Bracken: *does the arm thing, and has fond memories of doing the arm thing at Skate palace when she was in 1st grade*
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Silvermask: *turns up J-Pop*
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Kath: okay maybe not all of us are sane
[08-03-2003 06:45PM] Silvermask: XD
[07-29-2003 01:25AM] Kita: James
[07-29-2003 01:25AM] Kita: I'm dying
[07-29-2003 01:25AM] VenusWillow: no kita ;.;
[07-29-2003 01:25AM] Kita: I will never watch Stars the same way again
[07-29-2003 01:25AM] VenusWillowSigs: don't die ;.;
[07-29-2003 01:26AM] Kita: You have changed my life.
[07-29-2003 01:26AM] Silvermask: LOL
[07-29-2003 01:26AM] Erin: XD
[07-16-2003 01:19AM] Shoten: Shoten: USE ME QUICK!
[07-06-2003 11:15PM] Ferret: scandia is one hot mofo
[05-27-2003 01:42AM] JBeth: omfg, I'm OFFENDED that water.com is already taken -_-;
[04-29-2003 12:28 AM] Silvermask: my friend got spam like that once o.o
[04-29-2003 12:28AM] Silvermask: claiming to increase bust *and* penis size in only 3 weeks or somthing --;
[04-29-2003 12:29AM] LBeth: dood, i need that
[03-21-2003 04:12AM] CX: here you can borrow my handcuffs
[03-21-2003 04:12AM] CX: and my belldandy earrings
[03-21-2003 04:13AM] SM: Ok, cool. *handcuffs you to a poll and makes you watch..... an endless loop of Chibiusa's henshin sequence*
[03-21-2003 04:13AM] CX: uh
[03-21-2003 04:13AM] SM: the cruelest thing I can come up with at the moment
[03-21-2003 04:13AM] CX: LOL
[03-21-2003 04:13AM] CX: chibi socks my rocks
[03-21-2003 03:27AM] Silvermask: I should get a job, lol
[03-21-2003 03:28AM] CX: choose carefully
[03-21-2003 03:28AM] CX: avoid anything requiring you to wear a dress
[03-21-2003 03:28AM] Silvermask: LOL
[03-21-2003 03:28AM] CX: been there done that
And I'll cut off the quote there. >:3
[03-21-2003 12:28AM] Sakaki: LOL
[03-21-2003 12:28AM] Sakaki: You go in my profile now.
[03-21-2003 12:26AM] Sakaki: Stalkerrrrr
[03-21-2003 12:26AM] Sakaki: A pervert AND a stalker.
[03-20-2003 03:02AM] CX: DUDE!
[03-20-2003 03:03AM] CX: uh oh i've picked up [Sakaki]'s habit
[02-10-2003 04:27PM] Shoten: this is why we don't take our conversations out of context sm
[02-10-2003 04:27PM] Shoten: otherwise we'll be put away forever...
[11-15-2002 11:06PM] Shippo: I like being able to surf the Internet by using my rear end as a mousepad.
[11-11-2002 11:29PM] Shippo: I'm a genie in a bottle, better rub me the right way...
[11-11-2002 11:30PM] Shippo: or something.
(yeah this is ridiculously out of context, but that's what makes it fun!
Sprocket: I finally watched the Utena movie ^_^
Silvermask: what'd ya think?
Sprocket: *quotes you* ROSE DANCE! *_*
[10-25-2002 11:30PM] Silvermask: I just hit windows key - L to go to the welcome screen
[...]
[10-25-2002 11:31PM] *** Auto-response from [Sakaki]: Dimensions! Regular meetings every Monday night at nine, Anime Nights on Tuesday at eight-thirty. Go on, acknowledge your inner geek.
[10-25-2002 11:31PM] Silvermask: oh
[10-25-2002 11:31PM] Silvermask: lol
[10-25-2002 11:31PM] Silvermask: wait o_O
[10-25-2002 11:31PM] Sakaki: Shit, Silvermask.
[10-25-2002 11:31PM] Sakaki: That nearly gave me a heart attack.
[10-25-2002 11:31PM] Silvermask: oops ^^;
[10-19-2002 11:39PM] Shippo: Cable's kinda lame, and DSL is LSD spelled backwards.
[08-14-2002 02:46AM] Vanye: Hi, my name is Vanye, and I'm an anime internet discussion addict.
[08-14-2002 02:46AM] Vanye: *Hi, Vanye*
[08-14-2002 07:50PM] Sakaki: This is going to take a damn lot of tape.
[08-14-2002 07:50PM] Silvermask: lol
[08-14-2002 07:50PM] Silvermask: I should quote that, but I don't have the mental acuity to do so
[22:18] Silvermask: God, the Japanese will by anything with Hello Kitty on it won't they?
[22:19] Sakaki: o.O
[22:19] Silvermask: toilet paper, vibrators... I wouldn't be surprised to see condoms and tampons as well o_O;
[22:19] Sakaki: x_x;
[22:20] Silvermask: that would have some interesting Engrish, I daresay
[22:21] Sakaki: Don't even go there, lol
[22:21] Sakaki: ::quotes you in LJ::
[22:21] Silvermask: *comes up with a disturbingly realistic bit of Engrish, lol*
[22:21] Sakaki: x_x;
[22:22] Silvermask: *will assume you'd rather not know*
[22:23] Sakaki: Good assumption.
[22:23] Sakaki: You've been quoted.
Sakaki: (And if you quote or save that you die. o_O)
Sakaki: Is this sad that we're both combing through [Shippo's] journal-past and comparing what we find? lol
shoten: Thank you for being mature silvermask -_-
[08-19-2002 11:21PM] Silvermask: Kaze no Kizu *_*
Wait, dang, my mind is so elsewhere now, I have no idea how that came out Kaze no Kizu O_o
Kiseki no Umi *_*
[08-20-2002 12:49AM] Shoten: We had a meeting about data-dips today...
[08-20-2002 12:49AM] Shoten: I never EVER want to have that discussion again
Shoten: Oh hell, there's a skin mark on the monitor again. -_-
[09-23-2002 06:20PM] Shoten: LOL
[09-23-2002 06:20PM] Shotenin: You and your damned logs
[09-05-2002 01:36PM] Shoten: I wonder what the implications of you repeating "naked" in that last sentence was
[22:42] Sakaki: !!! You know what we could do that would probably be really sad??
[22:42] Silvermask: what? lol
[22:42] Sakaki: Quote each other obsessively in our profiles again!
Vanye: As was said in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, regarding time travel. Being your own grandfather is nothing that a well-adjusted family can't cope with ^_^
s2kitty: if you are over a size 5, it is really hard to find bondage pants -_-
[06/12-13:59:53] Me: *cue bad pun moment*
take my resolution, la la la la la la
^^;
[06/12-14:00:05] Sakaki: Oh, that was bad.
[06/12-14:00:07] Sakaki: That was really bad, lol
Sakaki: Hmm.
Sakaki: That could have bad connotations....
Sakaki: AV. X.x
Silvermask: n..nani? O.o
Silvermask: and you think I’m ecchi
Sakaki: "pointy."
Silvermask: O.O
Sakaki: Oh, my.
Silvermask: you’re right
Silvermask: O.O O.O
Silvermask: oh my oh my.....
Sakaki: Oh, my.
Silvermask: O.O O.O O.O
Silvermask: oh my oh my oh my oh my
Sakaki: Whew.
Silvermask: Thank goodness you know what i’m talking about O.o;
Sakaki: That’s really a doozy, Silvermask.
Cx: you can own me Lain
Silvermask: LOL
Cx: i like to be walked twice a day
Arco: LOL
Cx: and i require real beef in my meals
SC: you like cheap dog food as well?
SC: guess not...
Lain: ^___^ *puts jeweled collar on Cx and puts pretty pink bows in his hair* Awww..
Arco: LOL
Cx: and a small budget of a couple thousand per month for hardware and bandwidth
SC: woah, genie dog....
SC: that’s asking a bit much...
Lain: Anything for my wittle cx-ey-wexxy.. :scratches behind ears:
Cx: the topic is Saicho’s bright red high heels
silvermask: LOL....
Cx: oh no, wait, no
[...]
silvermask: saicho has heels?
Sei: I hear they’re a new fashion trend...
Saicho: red?
Sei: lol!
Saicho: they’re not red
Chosun: -_-;
Arco: Mine are sapphire blue...I mean...
Cx: they’re PURPLE. sparkly purple no less
DarkQuasar: Are they ruby slippers?
Sei: ^o^
silvermask: ROFL!!!!!!
Chosun: there’s no place like home...there’s no place like home
Shiva: Better be careful or you’ll end up in my profile ^_-*
Silvermask: Say something funny... I need more quotes for my profile ^_^ *lol*
Shiva: Gaa~! That’s too much pressure~! I can’t perform funny acts under pressure~!!
SailorCat: LOOK! A MAN-EATING BAGEL!
SailorCat: *sings* I wanna be a fluffy dominaaaaaaaaaatrix~
ArcoSapphire: Can’t you just read normal lesbian lemons like normal people?!
Arcosapphire: I mean, uh
Bara: LOL
Silvermask: what?!
ArcoSapphire: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Bara: *falls out of chair*
bara: just ask me nicely Cx.
Cx: .oOo.oOo. Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra=san, would you be so kind as to bestow the interesting and potentially relevant knowledge only you possess upon our anxious ears? Onegaishimassssu? .oOo.oOo.
bara: O_O
bara: whatthe bloody hell are you smoking man?
[...]
Sakaki: Damn, I wish I had space in my profile to quote that ...
trombone: I do (he he)
Sakaki: >:}
GilliamII: I don't.... -_-
[...]
Silvermask: I do!!
[...]
bara: somedbody quote that, he'll never be that silly again....
"IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN TOLD I SHOULD BE MORE OF A PEOPLE PERSON" - Death, Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett
"NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESSENGERS ABOUT THEIR DUTY"
(addendum:)
"DON'T ASK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
all sorts of dragons
mrs cake
huje green things with teeth
any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
fog
mrs cake"
- Sign outside the Post Office of Ankh-Morpork, Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett
But it was much earlier even than that when most people forgot that the very oldest stories are, sooner or later, about blood. Later on they took the blood out to make the stories more acceptable to children, or at least to the people who had to read them to children rather than the children themselves (who, on the whole, are quite keen on blood provided it's being shed by the deserving*), and then wondered where the stories went.
* That is to say, those who deserve to shed blood. Or possibly not. You never quite know with some kids
- Something by Terry Pratchett
None yet! Coming soon!
The History Channel: Throughout the first and second centuries, sex continued to be popular